Folks, I am writing this entry from a computer that’s not even mine, that uses an operating system I don’t even understand to deliver this news.

I bet you can’t stand the anticipation…

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THIS JUST IN: ITALIANS MAKE DELICIOUS FOOD!!!!!

I know, REVELATION OF THE CENTURY.

But seriously, residents of Chicago. Hell, RESIDENTS OF ILLINOIS, WISCONSIN, AND INDIANA: Run, DON’T WALK, to MIKO’S ITALIAN ICE on N Sacramento. It’s amazing. That’s the best, most refreshing food I’ve ever purchased while standing on the sidewalk and peering through what is basically a hole in the side of a building. AMAZING!!!!!!